This is the snowman Aron and I made over spring break. His name is Lou. He is short. He loves Quentin Tarantino movies. Someday he plans to retire and travel to Florida. He likes danger. He enjoys the occasional martini.

Also, we built Lou with the dog outside so that she wouldn't be scared of it. Within hours she forgot what it was, and was too afraid to go outside. THEN my mom tells me she doesn't like the snowman. That the snowman scares her. That it looks like my old dog. Yeah. My snowman looks like my old dog. That’s right. I live with a crazy person.

"Do I intimidate you Rose???" - Lou