I will no longer call today the 4th of July. I declare this day for as it truly is...
Happy America’s Independence from Great Britain and King George III Whom Restricted our Freedoms and Lead to a Declaration of Sovereignty In Which We Commemorate by Cooking the Animal Protein of Bovine Beasts by Smothering in Sweet and Tangy Sauces and Finally Igniting Explosives to Demonstrate our Patriotic Dignity...Day
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