I have never thought I would be so bored as to update my blog. But here I am in the computer lab of MCC. Only a few of these people are actually trying to get their work done. The rest are looking up soft core porn on MySpace or playing Zuma. Which is the best game every.

Today I handed in 23 pages worth of typed notes to my poli sci teacher. I didn't realize until last night that it was due today. Yes, my mother bought me a $90 agenda and I used it for a week.

I just ate the most magnificent chicken Cesar wrap and brownie in all of man kind. MCC might be kind of a dumpy school (excluding the new area) but dammnn can they make some good brownies.

Some creepy as dude just sat down in front of me a stared me down for like 20 seconds. Oh god... he's an aggressive typer.

Right now there is an extremely obese man sitting next to me looking at... what else? MySpace. He looks to be about 30 and of course he is looking at teenagers. Obese Creepy Man! Coming to a computer lab near you.

OH LORD. Now Creepy Staring guy is talking to himself. JESUS WHY DO I ALWAYS ATTRACK THE FREAK SHOW?

There is a guy next to me looking at big breasted black women on MySpace.

In the future, we will all live in pods and only interact through MySpace. MySpace will nourish us, bathe us, and of course help us interact with sluts and people pretending to be celebrities.

This is why I am taking a pre-emptive strike. No MySpace for me. And you may say, "but isn't MySpace like a blog?" and to you I say yes. True. But MySpace is like the Wal-Mart of blogs. Full of smut and illegal immigrants.

Ok, so I really can't make a valid connection between illegal immigrants and MySpace but I had to give it a shot.



BEHOLD THE ONLY THING GREATER THAN YOURSELF!!